Have I Told You About My First Time?

Have I told you about my first time "tooting" in front of Joe? I just read a funny story over at dooce.com and it brought tears and laughter and made me remember one of our early moments.

Joe and I were college seniors and had just started dating. I don't think we'd even kissed yet (we waited two months in to dating for that). We were hanging out in my dorm room and I was telling him a story about how I was using the bathroom at the end of the hall and called to a suite mate to bring me some reading material. My dear friend brought a photo album of my family, which was totally inappropriate for bathroom reading material since 1) there are no words to read... and 2) who wants to look at pictures of dear mom and dad while doing number TWO anyhow? Well I started cracking up at my own story, I mean I was laughing hard, and a little toot just slipped out. It caught me by so much surprise that I literally jumped from my seat and fell off my bed backwards onto the floor.