He Said, She Said

Daniel: Kiss booty.

Me: No, I'm not going to kiss your booty.

Daniel: Kiss bott?

Me: No.

Daniel: Sorry mama.


... and another one from yesterday

Me: Daniel's a monkey. Ooh Ah Ah!

Daniel: Mommy's monkey! Ooh Ah AHHHHHHHH!

Me: Daniel's a monkey. Ooh Ah Ah!

Daniel: No. Monkey, no. Daniel SHEEP. Bah bah bah.